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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via hey-em-the-real-tardis)

pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

I’m not high mom, I’m just happy.

Happy I blazed that dank ass weed.

(Source: ashlandrenee, via hey-em-the-real-tardis)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

(via hey-em-the-real-tardis)

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

(via hi)

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

(via hi)

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

thats-so-meme:

burlyburr:

Um…UM…

actual preview of the upcoming pokemon movie featuring Xerneas

(Source: klumtv, via hi)