taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via somethingfunnyandcreative)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I paused ‘Orange is the New Black’ at the reich time." -jmbradley

tastefullyoffensive:

"I paused ‘Orange is the New Black’ at the reich time." -jmbradley

(via somethingfunnyandcreative)

mcwrap:

i changed hi to nugget in my moms phone

mcwrap:

i changed hi to nugget in my moms phone

(via aggressiveblogger)

wanksclub:

me as hell

(Source: vine.co, via dilfgod)

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

(Source: innocentserpent, via abiggerblackerdick-in-the-tardis)

rawdicul:

santibronze:

me flirting on grindr

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Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.

(via abiggerblackerdick-in-the-tardis)

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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(via dilfgod)